Dad Jokes

TO CELEBRATE Father’s Day at Wellington Square we want to hear your favourite dad jokes!

Simply tell us your favourite dad joke for your chance to win a chocolate bouquet for your dad or special father-figure in your life.

The competition runs until Thursday 16th June, so head over to our Facebook, Instagram or Twitter and enter now!

Here’s a few to get you going…
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.

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